You know summer is right around the corner when Bravo starts running their “Summer by Bravo” ads. Whee! Queen Pump got a lot of show on this year’s version, and I don’t even think she’s on this summer, is she? In other news:
* Kountess Lu is not at all happy about her proposed reduced paycheck from Mr. Andy for the new season of RHONY, and is holding out and loudly complaining because of it, which I personally think calls attention to her dispensability.
* Also in NY, Mo Singer credits herself for saving some friend’s jewels. It seems the maid stole them, so Mo suggested her friend confront the maid and then stage a sting operation. And then Mo went on to blab all about her heroism to RadarOnline, which is predictably klassy.
* Tammy Sue and Eddie had a joint bachelor/ette party this past weekend in Vegas. Only Heather was invited from among the RHOC gals because she is a bridesmaid. Tammy and Eddie were filmed doing the usual poolside shots and making out, and frankly I am just a little disgusted by this because they are TOO OLD to be carrying on with such behavior, Tammy in particular. On a related note, Tammy was bitching on Twitter this weekend about how Simon continues to harass her. He was probably irked to have the little Barneys for the weekend while she was putting on the mutton-dressed-as-lamb show.
* Down in Miami, the Housewife named Adriana “married” a gentleman while in a grey dress (her not him). I put “married” in quotes because they supposedly already ARE secretly married and have been for years. I don’t watch RHOM so that’s all I know about that.
* NeNe, the self-proclaimed most successful Housewife ever, has had her TV sitcom cancelled after one season. So much for that.
* The Glands, on the other hand, has just gotten another book deal. This after being called out by NeNe on WWHL. Nanny nanny boo boo!
* And Jacqueline confessed on this Sunday’s WWHL New Jersey special that she recently got a neck lift and a tummy tuck. Whatever was going on with her it looked more like it happened to her eyes but she didn’t speak up about that. Maybe they tucked her tummy up into her hat.
Suggested nickname for Lydia’s mother – Puff Mommy. . .
Puff mama. That’s a good one auntie. Little MaMa how about Puberty Lydia ‘s mom can be called Mari Wanna Mama, cause she be wanna have some herb to smoke or MaMa Jonesen because she’s Jonesen for a hit of pot .
Make sure you mention Assy (every time I Read that name. I chuckle outloud) the part where she is at the coffee shop and orders her food by saying “I’ll DO a banana please” I know it’s trendy to order food that way but it just sounded stupid when she said it. Love your recap. Will you be doing the Kardashians? I think they start next week.
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