Here we go: part one of the “epic” three part RHOC reunion! This is not a group of people who like each other better now that season 8 has ended, so this ought to be swell. But first:
* Exclusive scoop people! Vicki Gunvalson IS still dating Donn2! How do I know? A friend of a friend saw (and photographed) them together this weekend in Seattle. Vic was wearing a skintight, age-inappropriate and unflattering Herve Leger bandage dress and sky-high stilettos, and Donn2 was described as looking “smarmy as always”. So there you go.
* In other Vic news, her son-in-law Ryan Culberson is in what my mother would call deep caca over his vicious treatment of Puff Mommy in last week’s finale episode. The Marines are supposedly investigating him for conduct issues, and RealityTea has uncovered records of past domestic violence charges against Ryan. Eeeek!
* The ‘Wife in the deepest caca, Teresa Guidice, continues to roll on as though nothing has happened.
* The RHs of BH and NY continue to film. The NY ladies all got dragged on a campout planned and executed by Holla Thomson, while the BH women went on a luxury trip to Puerto Rico hostessed by the newest ‘Wife, Joyce Giraud.
Let’s hop to it – time’s a-wasting!