There’s nothing quite as lovely as a virginal young bride, celebrating her impending nuptials with her closest confidants, is there? Before we get to that:

· The Gretch/Rolls drama rolls on, as it were, with Gretch and Vic getting into a Twittispute about it and Gretch claiming to “own” the leased vehicle. I was a passenger in a Rolls once owned by Muhammed Ali which spun out in a rainy intersection, and that’s as much Rolls rolling as I need for this lifetime so I just don’t get it, or care.

· NeNe Leakes was among the attendees at Kim Kardashian’s baby shower this past weekend, for reasons unknown, and wore a high-low brown paper bag festooned with an acid green ruffle.

· Also this weekend, David Foster (whose ex-wife is also the ex-wife of Bruce Jenner, who is now Mr. Kris Kardashian, not to be confused with the former Mr. Kim Kardashian also named Kris) got a star on the Walk of Fame and The Glands and Lisa were there with their friend Yo, … Continue reading →

Well hello, summer! Hope you had a great Memorial Day. I went to Miraval with some dear friends, and am happy to report that the place survived the recent RHONJ invasion. Not a lot going on this past week; unlike holidays of yorn, no alarming reports of Bellino McNuggets rolling into the pool strapped into their stroller or such. The limited news is:

· Tammy Sue is getting her fantasy wedding show dream fulfilled after all. It’s still not clear whether this will be a one-episode deal or a short series like “Tardy for the Wedding”. I suppose that depends on how well this RHOC season’s effort to get people to like Tammy works. I personally think a televised wedding is the height of tacky, but a televised THIRD wedding is nothing short of trashy. · Meanwhile up the coast, RHOBH is filming and Kyle has her panties in a bundle because The Glands and Lisa are “bullying” her with accusations that Mauricio is sleeping around. There’s that damn word again! The Glands insists it … Continue reading →

You know summer is right around the corner when Bravo starts running their “Summer by Bravo” ads. Whee! Queen Pump got a lot of show on this year’s version, and I don’t even think she’s on this summer, is she? In other news:

* Kountess Lu is not at all happy about her proposed reduced paycheck from Mr. Andy for the new season of RHONY, and is holding out and loudly complaining because of it, which I personally think calls attention to her dispensability.

* Also in NY, Mo Singer credits herself for saving some friend’s jewels. It seems the maid stole them, so Mo suggested her friend confront the maid and then stage a sting operation. And then Mo went on to blab all about her heroism to RadarOnline, which is predictably klassy.

* Tammy Sue and Eddie had a joint bachelor/ette party this past weekend in Vegas. Only Heather was invited from among the RHOC gals because she is a bridesmaid. Tammy and Eddie were filmed doing the usual poolside shots and … Continue reading →