Greetings! A new month, and yet nothing changes with these foolish nincompoops. Before we get to that, I have a few tidbits this week that hopefully make up for last week’s shortcomings:
* As you know, RHOBH is shooting and last week they had a fake birthday party for lil’ Portia. And apparently Taylor got butt-wasted right in front of lil’ Kennedy. Taylor’s friends are concerned about her drunking, but her siblings or half siblings or whatever who have managed to get themselves some TV time as part of Tay’s season 3 “story” are not. RadarOnline is reporting that the Bravo producers are planning to stage an intervention and then jettison Tay altogether.
* Camille was also at the birthday party in a “cameo” role. Kyle wants Camille back as an official part of the cast and is supposedly pressuring the producers to add her back in.
* Brandi has been made an official Housewife for season 3. Lisa and Kyle are both supposedly acting too big for their britches according to RadarOnline.
* Down the coast in the OC, following last week’s episode Gretch wrote in her Bravo blog that she was really being nice to tell Assy that she was the Fox5 people’s sloppy seconds, because they keep calling Gretch and trying to replace Assy and she thinks she should just do better or know she’s not really their choice. Yes, very nice. That Gretch is just so misunderstood. On Assy’s side of things, she called the station and they told her they love her and only her. So take that!
* In Atlanta, Kim Zolciak is having another boy!
* And a few tidbits from the department of Housewife Castoffs: 1) Lauri Waring Peterson’s son Josh has kicked his heroin habit and been sober and married for a year; 2) Lynne Curtin is getting a divorce; and 3) Kelly Bensimon has a new diet book called “I Can Make You Hot!” which will no doubt help millions of overweight women turn into moody hermaphrodites.
Another interesting thing I learned last night from WWHL is that Jeff Lewis was a Phi Delt at USC! Who would have thought.
You crack me up! I’m not lays able to catch the show, or only parts if it, and your recap is sooooo great! The only part I could see yesterday was Alexis train wreck coaching session and Poetry with Donn2! Thanks for all you do!
OMG I love you! Thanks for your columns you say exactly what I’m thinking.
I never post on forums but I created a user I’d to post here bc you’re fantastic!
PS- knowing Jeff Lewis was a phi delt at USC?? PRICELESS!!! (Tri delta from ucla here….definitely understanding why that is hilarious!!)
Keep up the writing, you’re probably my favorite part of Steve’s site by now….