Time for another bitter and disjointed episode of RHOC. But first:

* RealityTea has the exclusive news that Dr. Terry is being sued for malpractice and insurance fraud in a case of the disappearing bellybutton! It seems some swimsuit model went to see him to get her “umbilical hernia”, whatever that is, fixed, and came out bellybutton free. Wasn’t there a TV show about some weird looking alien kid who didn’t have a bellybutton a few years ago? Interestingly, you know who else doesn’t have a bellybutton anymore is (a) the nasty woman who was on “Everybody Loves Raymond”, and (b) Tammy Sue! And Tammy apparently plans to have Dr. Terry make her one. And so it all comes full circle.

* In other plastic surgery news, someone told RT yesterday that Jacqueline got a tummy tuck while visiting useless daughter Ashlee in California. Maybe she too saw Dr. Terry for this procedure – wonder if she came out minus a bellybutton. On a related subject, a local mom I know tells me she met … Continue reading →

This is the end… yes, we’ve finally arrived. Don’t forget that I’m keeping up with some other reality programming on my website, www.thislittlemama.com, so pay me a visit! Tonight was the explosive second half of the RHOC Season 7 Reunion, but there’s been a whole lotta crazy happening off-television today:

* Tammy Sue Barney was apparently not happy that Bravo edited her comments about Vicki in her Bravo blog of last week, so she took to Facebook to let the world know that she and Eddie had tried to talk to Donn2 (whose real name is “David”) about the risks of negative publicity from filming RHOC. Apparently Donn2 decided to take the risk anyway so Vicki would look “authentic” and he would get on TV. Tammy Sue also says she’s been aware of a relationship between Vic and Donn2 for four years now. Hmmm.

* Apparently in response to that, and in support of her claims that she knows lots of dirt on Eddie too, Vic retweeted a tweet from some twit about … Continue reading →

My oh my it’s been a long two weeks. Hope you enjoyed it. Let’s round it up!

* The OC reunion has only aired Part 1, and already Mr. Andy is out shopping for some new broads! RealFauxHousewives has a link to the Infolist casting call. If you are in the greater OC area, have an outsize ego, and an urgent need to become famous for no reason, you too can be a Housewife!

* Speaking of the OC, if you missed 20/20 a few weeks ago you really missed a doozy segment all about Donn2’s deadbeat ways. Basically the babymama of his “extra child” claims he lied to her about having been snipped which resulted in the pregnancy, ditched her with the hospital bill, has never paid a penny of support, and doesn’t see the kid. Wow. So far no response from Donn2 or Vic. To think all he wanted was to be a little bit famous for no reason.

* Tamra Barney has to pay $3300 to a ghostwriter with whom she … Continue reading →