Another week, another underwhelming hour of the Real Housewives of Orange County. First, the news:
* Briana has gone and gotten herself knocked up! Before the Bravo-produced “big fat phony wedding” even happens – now she’s a pregnant bride, something like four months. Vic just has to be going Ramonacrazy. Mazel to the expectant parents!
* So the Taylor Intervention I told you about last week? Supposedly happening like, this weekend. Since you and I know about it I am wondering whether she knows about it – I think if someone was planning an intervention for me I’d probably ditch it, wouldn’t you?
* Last week I also told you Brandi Glanville had been made an official Housewife, but Mr. and Mrs. LeAnn Rimes took care of that, thankyouverymuch. The pair objected to the lil’ Glands being on TV (even though they already have been and regularly make awkward appearances in Jennifer Love Hewitt-style staged paparazzi photos at weekend soccer games, but no matter. This is an opportunity that makes Brandi happy and therefore Must.Be.Stopped.). So now it’s unclear whether Brandi is a full H or still a mere FOH. (PS have you heard that Brandi has a TwitterHater who supposedly is actually LeAnn Rimes under a code name? I think there’s more than one, actually. It’s sort of funny – she posts all this stuff and then other Tweeters go after her, saying things like “We know you’re in there, LeAnn Rimes!” Someone recently told me that Facebook is lame – well, Twitter is for stalkers, so pick your side. I can’t be bothered to stress about it, myself.)
* Speaking of, former Real Housewife of DC Mary Amons is divorcing her husband of 26 years, father of her five children, and announced it on Facebook. Because that’s how all mature adults who have been married for 26 years share news of their midlife crises.
* RealityTea is speculating that some former Miss USA may be joining the cast of RHOA, and also posted a photo of NeNe on vacation with her supposed ex-husband in which she is clutching her crotch, all the better to hold her dingus in Susie position, I suppose.
* In NJ, the Gorgas residence is now on sale for $3.99MM. The rumor is that they are moving to LA to pursue Melissa’s singing career, which is on the cusp of hugeness. I wonder if they plan to commute for Housewives or try to transfer?