Hey dere, ho dere! Can you believe the end is nigh? How far we’ve come this season, and yet how little we’ve grown. In the news since last week:
* Guess who is supposedly joining the cast of RHOA for next season? Rudy Huxtable! This is not a joke – Straight From the A reports that she has been regularly shooting, although Rudy denies it all on Twitter. This cannot make Bill Cosby happy.
* In other ATL news, Nene is supposedly starting a fashion line – for the big and tall? – and when the Biermann’s were evicted last week they moved back into the condo Big Poopa gave Kim. Let’s all sing it: awkward!
* Lauren Manzo had lap-band surgery and has lost 30 lbs. There is supposedly an article in US Weekly but I haven’t had a chance to read it yet. From the photo I saw, she looks terrific, like a prettier and not-skanky Snooki.
* In other NJ news, Jackie and Tree apparently got in another stupid argument on this week’s episode (haven’t seen it – I’ve been a busy girl!) which from the sounds of it seems to have a lot to do with the fallout from last season’s reunion, which was shot in the middle of shooting this season. Needless to say, both broads are letting the other have it on their Bravo blogs as well as Twitter, with Jackie Twitting that Tree actually caught Juicy Joe cheating. Once again rumors have resurfaced that Jackie wants off the show. And just to reinforce what we already know: Jackie and Tree are NO LONGER FRIENDS.
* Oh, and RadarOnline has checked property records, and determined that Melissa and Joe’s “shore house”, which is now on the market for $500K, has a $2.25MM mortgage on it. I can’t even begin to guess how that happened.
* Last week I told you about Jill ZAAAAARIN’s pity blog in which she hinted that RHONY was falling to pieces without her. Well, apparently the original version contained an outright accusation that Ramona Singer is an alky, since deleted. Ballz!
* On the west coast, Alexis Bellino has been in various media announcing she is not going to have any more plastic surgery for a while. Alert! Alert! Also, she may decline to return to RHOC. Whether this is intended to cause a clamor for her return, who knows.
* And in BH, last week I told you that a creditor of Tay’s had taken possession of her engagement ring and was selling it on eBay to recover monies owed by her. Well, according to RealityTea, this was in settlement of the MyMedicalRecords lawsuit against her and Russell, and Tay not only handed over her ring, but also a bank note, two Birkin handbags, and an assurance that she has no deals around the corner and this is all she’s got. And the Birkins turned out to be fake.
On with the show!
I went through the pain of registering just so I can tell you how I literally LOL each week while reading your blog! It truly is one of the most entertaining one of its kind. I will miss the weekly recaps of RHOC at season’s end. Thanks!
I agree, Debbie. Elizabeth writes a great and very entertaining recap. Sometimes I’ve laughed so hard my computer screen gets blurry because of the tears. I would LOVE to have her recap all the housewives series. Lord knows, I can’t make sense out of any of them and Elizabeth has a wonderful take on all on things.
I often wonder why more people don’t make comments after her recap. I think it’s because it IS such a pain to register!