Back to the loading dock where the fracas rolls on, but first, the news:
* ATL has ended and apparently we’ve seen the last of Kenya Moore. Don’t let the door get you.
* We will, however, see more of Aviva Drescher as she has finally gotten her contract for RHONY. “Someone” has been leaking that the delay was to prevent Aviva and Mo Singer from backing up the money truck to Bravo together, under the theory that one’s not worth much without the other. Still no news on Kountess Lu so I think she’s safely assumed done.
* Another person who’s definitely out is Marisa, who will not be returning to BH. Rumors circulating suggest someone named Brenda Soulimani, a 40-year-old launching a modeling career a la Alex McCord, is joining the cast.
* Adrienne keeps telling anyone who will listen that she has thousands and thousands of business opportunities and reality TV offers and just can’t decide what to do, it’s all so overwhelming!
* Jacqueline Laurita is assuring the world that nothing at all is wrong with their mortgage and they are simply modifying like everyone else. That’s what they all say.
* And Vic now says that her love tank is again being filled by Donn2. Don’t do it, Vic!
That’s enough of that. Back to the pink war zone, which Puberty Lydia accurately describes as “Crazytown”. She’s never seen such a spectacle! Hasn’t she watched the show before? PL and Lex are out in the limo trying to figure out whether to wait for Vic or not, and you can STILL hear Tammy shrieking profanity inside. Lex is getting all Assy about how everyone was ganging up on her and badgering, and PL agrees that there was definitely a piling on, but to call it bullying is not the right word. Disagreeing with The Word twists Lex’s thong but good. She is bound and determined to become the poster child of Adult Onset Bullying and get her own “the more you know” NBC PSA.