There’s nothing quite as lovely as a virginal young bride, celebrating her impending nuptials with her closest confidants, is there? Before we get to that:
· The Gretch/Rolls drama rolls on, as it were, with Gretch and Vic getting into a Twittispute about it and Gretch claiming to “own” the leased vehicle. I was a passenger in a Rolls once owned by Muhammed Ali which spun out in a rainy intersection, and that’s as much Rolls rolling as I need for this lifetime so I just don’t get it, or care.
· NeNe Leakes was among the attendees at Kim Kardashian’s baby shower this past weekend, for reasons unknown, and wore a high-low brown paper bag festooned with an acid green ruffle.
· Also this weekend, David Foster (whose ex-wife is also the ex-wife of Bruce Jenner, who is now Mr. Kris Kardashian, not to be confused with the former Mr. Kim Kardashian also named Kris) got a star on the Walk of Fame and The Glands and Lisa were there with their friend Yo, taking a break from supposedly trying to run Kyle off RHOBH for the occasion.
· Mo Singer had a high school graduation party for Avery this past week. Per Page Six, it seems she booked some new restaurant that later informed her at their opening party that they were not open for lunch service yet. So Mo, no doubt zipped into her tightest, shiniest blue dress, pitched a fit and CRIED until they agreed to open for lunch for her. She’s very proud of having accomplished this given her remarks on the subject to RadarOnline. Ever so klassy, and even more reasonable.
· Kenya Moore is being evicted from her house in Atlanta for the second time. She’s currently squatting following eviction #1.
· And finally, Kountess Lu broke down and signed her RHONY contract, so she and Pepe will be back after all.
Enough. We must get on with the bachelorette party, which I fear may only be the first of several. Because when you are getting married for the third time, you should have at least three bachelorette parties, right?