Welcome to the OC, b*tches! Just down the coast and a world away from Beverly Hills. There’s a distinct whiff of desperation in the air – can you smell it? Yep, that’s what that is.

Some new tidbits from around the intertubes:

-Donn Gunvalson has been diagnosed with prostate cancer. Poor Donn, he can’t catch a break. At least he’s got a young new yumyum, and kept the chichi house on Lake Havasu in the divorce. Executive living indeed!

-You can buy Alexis Bellino’s old (preworn) clothes at onquestyle.com! Somehow I imagine this opportunity will only be attractive to drag queens and pantysniffers.

-And finally, Tareq Salahi is suing Neal Schon, the Journey guitarist whose circus Michale Salahi ran away with, for $50 million. Best of luck with it all, sirs.

And away we go! We reconvene back at Vicki Gunvalson’s brown-is-here family home, complete with Playboy Mansion-style pool, water features, and grotto. Nothing says “bring the kids over!” like a grotto. The ladies are rolling in for the opening-night social event, and here’s what … Continue reading →