Aaaaand we’re back. What’s gone on since last we met? Well, the Bachelorette started again and somehow I didn’t even notice. Did you? Also:

* Briana Culberson got married, again! Reality Tea has photos of the special day, which was a destination wedding for about 75 guests. Unclear whether it was filmed for Bravo. Some snark (hmm, perhaps the ex-wife? or maybe – Donn2??) decided to leak information that Briana and Ryan DID in fact start up before his divorce. A gift, of sorts…

* Also per Reality Tea, the Magical Penis is angling for a spot on Celebrity Apprentice! Celebrity being such a flexible word these days, that sounds like an excellent fit. Gretchen, for her part, is dying to be on Dancing With The Stars, but the producers there seem to have decided they draw the line at Housewives so I doubt that will be happening. Plus, you know, she’s practically a professional dancer, so it wouldn’t be fair.

* According to RadarOnline, Tay had a total and complete drunken meltdown on … Continue reading →

Another week, another underwhelming hour of the Real Housewives of Orange County. First, the news:

* Briana has gone and gotten herself knocked up! Before the Bravo-produced “big fat phony wedding” even happens – now she’s a pregnant bride, something like four months. Vic just has to be going Ramonacrazy. Mazel to the expectant parents!

* So the Taylor Intervention I told you about last week? Supposedly happening like, this weekend. Since you and I know about it I am wondering whether she knows about it – I think if someone was planning an intervention for me I’d probably ditch it, wouldn’t you?

* Last week I also told you Brandi Glanville had been made an official Housewife, but Mr. and Mrs. LeAnn Rimes took care of that, thankyouverymuch. The pair objected to the lil’ Glands being on TV (even though they already have been and regularly make awkward appearances in Jennifer Love Hewitt-style staged paparazzi photos at weekend soccer games, but no matter. This is an opportunity that makes Brandi happy and therefore … Continue reading →

Greetings! A new month, and yet nothing changes with these foolish nincompoops. Before we get to that, I have a few tidbits this week that hopefully make up for last week’s shortcomings:

* As you know, RHOBH is shooting and last week they had a fake birthday party for lil’ Portia. And apparently Taylor got butt-wasted right in front of lil’ Kennedy. Taylor’s friends are concerned about her drunking, but her siblings or half siblings or whatever who have managed to get themselves some TV time as part of Tay’s season 3 “story” are not. RadarOnline is reporting that the Bravo producers are planning to stage an intervention and then jettison Tay altogether.

* Camille was also at the birthday party in a “cameo” role. Kyle wants Camille back as an official part of the cast and is supposedly pressuring the producers to add her back in.

* Brandi has been made an official Housewife for season 3. Lisa and Kyle are both supposedly acting too big for their britches according to RadarOnline.

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