Greetings! Time to resume the clamless clambake at Chateau Dubrow, but first, the news:
* The NBC upfronts were held last week in NYC, and who attends is a good indicator of who is actually going to be on the upcoming seasons of shows they are promoting. For RHONY, only Mo Singer, Holla Thomson, and Carole Radziwill were in attendance. Aviva, Sonja Morgan, and Kountess Lu were absent and conspicuously quiet on Twitter. Also attending from BH was Taylor Armstrong, an unfortunate surprise, but as that season just wrapped up we can continue to hope she’s going to be let go gently before season 4 begins. (I’m personally predicting that if Kyle hangs in, Tay will at least continue in FOH status, especially as Feige has decided she has had enough and someone has to like Kyle.)
* The out continues to fall from the big brawl in New Jersey over Easter weekend, and last week the local prosecutor decided to file assault and “terroristic threats” charges against Joe Gorga, Chris Laurita, and Jacqueline, who apparently went after the bald sh*tstarter with a shoe to the head. While the NJ ladies claim all the Housewives and ‘Husbands are getting along better this season, they are apparently running out of public establishments in which to film.
* On the west coast, Lisa Vanderpump passed out at DWTS practice a few days ago and various speculators questioned whether she had a stroke, but she’s not that old people! I think the simpler explanation is the better here. There’s a DWTS health crisis around week 3 most seasons, it seems.
* Also, Kim Richards took to her Bravo blog this week to explain the poopy pillow, and basically did nothing to dispel any suggestion that she pooped on her pillow and simply states that she thinks it’s gross that The Glands was sniffing it. She also continues to rail against Yo for “lying” about the “plan” to do a master cleanse. Is it just me, or does there seem to be plenty of room for both of them to be telling the truth about their sides in that matter and it’s simply a situation of the twain not meeting? I do hope this is the last we’ll hear about the activities of Kim’s colon.
And that’s about it. Back to the bluff for cocktails before crustaceans…
Lets admit it – this show has jumped the shark.
From the slo-mo speed with which Vicky moved from place to place, to the missing opening credits image of Tammy insisting she’s “hot” & lolling in a bathtub, it is a snore of middleville.
I keep wondering about Camille Paglia and if she still finds Tammy appealing. snore snore snore