Greetings. It certainly seems particularly inappropriate to be spending time watching, let alone talking about, this inane display of post-shark rectal inspection, but then again I suppose we all need a break from real-reality sometimes, don’t we? My own heart and thoughts are with the people of Boston, especially those directly affected, as I am sure yours are too.
Speaking of a sense of priorities, one of the more interesting things to happen with the Housewives this last week came yesterday, when in a typical Twit move Taylor Armstrong tweeted a bunch of photos of the glorious snowy day in which she was frolicking, and was immediately deluged with “hey self-absorbed asshat, turn on the TV” replies from around the Twitterverse. I have to say I saw plenty of similar posts from other Housewives and not quite the same jumping-on in response which is itself interesting.
In other news:
* The out continues to fall from the bloody Easter brawl in New Jersey. At this point Jacqueline and Chris Laurita and Joe Gorga, as well as the bald instigator, are all facing charges of assault and terroristic threats. Jacqueline claims the bald guy threatened to kill her, and she was swept up in a “tsunami” of mob violence which resulted in her smashing the bald guy in the head with her stiletto.
* The ATL housewives have been reuniting and it’s hard for me to track what’s going on. It seems like NeNe and Kim are back on, and everyone’s mad at either Kandi or Phaedra for “throwing shade”. Porsha Stewart is locked out of her house. I wonder if she has anything to wear besides her reunion gown.
* So last week I didn’t really get what Eddie and Tammy were talking about with regards to Vic being “mean”. I guess the whole issue boils down to Vic retweeting some random stranger’s tweetcusation that Eddie was actually a convicted felon, which I vaguely recall from the end of last season. I’m telling you, Twitter is destroying civilization.
* And finally, Lisa got voted out on last week’s DWTS and seems all the better for it. Oh, and The Glands totally fried her face off doing some laser treatment.
Let’s move on, shall we?
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