We’re almost there! Just one more explosive reunion segment to go and we can put this OC season to bed. I need a little less silicone and cubic zirconia in my life for a while, personally. In the news:

* Kim Zolciak Biermann is not just knocked up again, she’s knocked up with TWINS! She’s got the two older daughters, a 1-year-old, and a 2-year-old. And next a pair of redheaded baby chimpanzees. Good grief.

* The Vicki’s Vodka lawsuit against Vicki that seemed settled appears to be back on, this time in Froot Loops flavor.

* Also being sued is Eddie Judge, for wrongful termination. It seems before he was a fitness instructor he managed his father’s law firm (as a non-lawyer) and one of the firm’s actual lawyers was fired for questioning the firm’s ethical practices, specifically as pertain to Eddie and whether he was practicing law without a license, as well as overbilling. This really should have been a big fat bar complaint first which makes me suspicious.

* RadarOnline has an … Continue reading →

Hey dere, hosers! Another week, another round of good times with some angry blondes on the loose in Canada. But first:

* Lucky Vic Gunvalson was dismissed from the “Vicki’s Vodka” suit this week, although Donn2 is still on the hook. In unrelated news, a friend of mine spotted her at LaGuardia this week and says she looked thinner than on the TV and was accompanied by a very peculiar pocket gay. A friend of that friend tells me that Vic’s insurance business is legitimately very successful and that she’s the real deal. I will doubt no more.

* In other legal news, Kenya Moore has been evicted from the house she was renting for RHOA purposes, although she claims that she somehow won the eviction proceedings. She wanted to be living in a box on the corner! She’s also getting more dough to come back to RHOA, says RealityTea. I thought I’d heard she was out, but I don’t watch that show anyway so whatever. Only so much of this crap I can take.

… Continue reading →

Hellooo! Hope you had a festive Fourth and managed to stay out from under the table. Unlike some people….

* Such as The Glands who got into a public fracas with Mr. and Mrs. Leann in front of the kidlets at Nobu last week, followed by getting full-on naked wasted in London last night per Radar Online. The fact that she was basically wearing nothing but a sheer scarf and a thong made for some truly astounding photos.

* Down in the OC, Lauri and Vic continue their tit-for-tat about Lauri’s return to the show and the gossip cycle. More on that later.

* Also in the OC, it seems Simon Barney would not permit the little Barnsmells to appear on the Tammy and Eddie wedding special. He has actually not permitted the Barnsmells to appear on RHOC at all since he and Tammy split, and his reasoning (that he’s not around to weigh in on the appropriateness of scenes that include them) seems quite fair enough, especially given the deep regret so many of … Continue reading →