Greetings! Time to resume the clamless clambake at Chateau Dubrow, but first, the news:

* The NBC upfronts were held last week in NYC, and who attends is a good indicator of who is actually going to be on the upcoming seasons of shows they are promoting. For RHONY, only Mo Singer, Holla Thomson, and Carole Radziwill were in attendance. Aviva, Sonja Morgan, and Kountess Lu were absent and conspicuously quiet on Twitter. Also attending from BH was Taylor Armstrong, an unfortunate surprise, but as that season just wrapped up we can continue to hope she’s going to be let go gently before season 4 begins. (I’m personally predicting that if Kyle hangs in, Tay will at least continue in FOH status, especially as Feige has decided she has had enough and someone has to like Kyle.)

* The out continues to fall from the big brawl in New Jersey over Easter weekend, and last week the local prosecutor decided to file assault and “terroristic threats” charges against Joe Gorga, Chris Laurita, and Jacqueline, who … Continue reading →

We’re in the OC again, b*tches! Back to the grandmammy of them all, and how things have changed. We’ve cycled through Jo, Jeana, Tammy Knickerbocker, Quinn, Lynne, Fernanda… but it looks like Lauri Waring Peterson is coming back with a vengeance this season! Good times!   Since last week, here’s the news:   * First of all, the NBC “upfronts”, where they market programming to potential advertisers, is underway, and today’s big announcements are that RHONJ will premiere on June 2, and RHONY is coming back and will start filming this month. No actual cast announced for RHONY, however. This gets curiouser and curiouser.   * Other big east coast news is that the annual RHONJ filed fistfighting fracas broke out over the weekend, this time at the opening of the new Posche boutique. Nothing says The Lord is Risen than a bloody brawl over the holy weekend. Parties involved seem to be all the Househusbands and that weird bald sh*tstarter who launched last year’s Posche Fashion Show Crisis, and causes seem to include various … Continue reading →