Good morning, my friends! Hope you are having a sunshine day. I personally am aboard an MD80 passing over the midsection of our fine country in the company of three restless young gentlemen under the age of 8, one of whom is mercifully asleep. My older boys have been humming the Harry Potter theme most of this trip and my toddler insisted on taking his shoes off and his feet stink, so I’d like to apologize to everyone in rows 18 and 19 of my American Airlines flight. I am doing my best. Let’s see what’s newsy, shall we?

* Kim Zolciak has quite a situation happening with this house she’s living in (and set on fire a few weeks ago). Remember how she said on the reunion show that they were in the process of buying this house? Well, it certainly doesn’t seem the owners are interested in doing that because they are actually trying to evict the Biermanns. On the last Tardy for the Wedding there was a whole scene involving the husband-owner … Continue reading →

Hola! It’s finally here: the RHOC Field Trip Episode! But first, a few tidbits from here and there:

· A few weeks ago news got out about a pretty ugly taped phone conversation between Camille Grammer and her luscious Greek boyfriend’s babymama. Well, Camille is now suing said babymama for “leaking private information to the media”, according to the NY Daily News. I am not sure exactly what sort of tort she is alleging, but she’ll find something, I am sure.

· “Someone” has informed RadarOnline that Brandi and Lisa have teamed up as the “mean girls” for this season of RHOBH. Can’t help but wonder if this “someone” is the same person who accused Lisa of leaking information to RadarOnline on last year’s reunion show?

· Meanwhile, the cause of Taylor’s epic Ojai meltdown was supposedly an argument between her and Brandi about the fact that Brandi has signed a contract to write a tell-all, including information about her failed marriage to Mr. LeAnn Rimes, which is a move Tay considers hypocritical after … Continue reading →

Greetings! And happy birthday to my oldest child, who turned 8 yesterday. Holla! Did you know May 22 is the rarest birthday of them all? So I am told. In other news:

· Camille is back on RHOBH! Yay! They seem to have found some sort of happy medium between full H and FOH, called “limited capacity”, which she will be occupying. I just like to see what the best dressed housewife is wearing so this makes me happy. · Tamara Tattles, who I stumbled upon strictly because she posts an awesome photo of a teapot bearing Lionel Richie’s image and the phrase “Is it TEA You’re Looking For?” on her blog (also “MR. TEA” pots and mugs – available on Etsy; look for LennyMud), is reporting that Taylor is going to be edited OUT of this season of RHOBH after putting on some sort of horrific show at Mr. Andy’s book party at SUR a week or so ago. Can we be so lucky? · TT also reports that Sheree Whitfield’s big plan to … Continue reading →