Good morning, my friends! Hope you are having a sunshine day. I personally am aboard an MD80 passing over the midsection of our fine country in the company of three restless young gentlemen under the age of 8, one of whom is mercifully asleep. My older boys have been humming the Harry Potter theme most of this trip and my toddler insisted on taking his shoes off and his feet stink, so I’d like to apologize to everyone in rows 18 and 19 of my American Airlines flight. I am doing my best. Let’s see what’s newsy, shall we?
* Kim Zolciak has quite a situation happening with this house she’s living in (and set on fire a few weeks ago). Remember how she said on the reunion show that they were in the process of buying this house? Well, it certainly doesn’t seem the owners are interested in doing that because they are actually trying to evict the Biermanns. On the last Tardy for the Wedding there was a whole scene involving the husband-owner trying to get onto the property, and the wife-owner demanding payment for an exorbitant decorating fee. Kim made it all sound like the pair was trying to extort them on the eve of their wedding, and directed security to kick the husband off the property. The owner (Kendra Davis – she’s been Twitting ceaselessly about it all) yesterday brought documents to TMZ to prove that there is no contract to sell the home to the Biermanns, that Kim was in default on an agreement to pay for decorating, and that they never had permission to hold the wedding onsite or carry out any construction – supposedly the real reason the husband showed up to inspect the property. The property was relisted for sale today at $2.99MM and will not be sold to the Biermanns. Thanks to Tamara Tattles who has all the details.
* In happier news, Briana and Ryan Culberson are having a boy! The inside of their wedding cake was frosted with blue to share the news with their family and friends.
* Someone tweeted Vicki Gunvalson last week about her acne and you will be glad to know she is getting treatment.
* There were not one or two but THREE separate NY Housewife premiere parties on Monday! Egads.
* And finally, RadarOnline ran a story the other day about how much the Housewives are paid. Most of the established ones earn $200-$300K a season, so it’s obvious why no one wants to lose this gig. Who is the highest paid? NeNe Leakes, who earns $750K! Can you believe that? Apparently RHOA gets the highest ratings. Who knew?
That’s all I’ve got, let’s get back to the jungle!