REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ORANGE COUNTY – 7/1/13

Happy 4th! So no recap last week because the 100th episode itself was basically a recap, and I didn’t think there was much to write about other than Lauri’s weird upper lip. It’s like she got it fired up with some injections and got too much on one side of the philtrum, which pairs nicely with the frozen face effect. Only her jaw moves, have you noticed? I’m not even sure she blinks. In the news:

* NeNe and Gregg got remarried and lots of reality “stars” were on hand including Gretch and Shady Slade and Jill ZAAAAAAAArin. Bravo spent a lot of cash on this affair. Meh.

* Among the guests was Kim Zolciak Biermann, whose fifth pregnancy, the worst kept secret in reality TV history, was officially confirmed on the season finale of “Don’t Be Tardy”. Several photographs of Kim allegedly smoking while pregnant have been posted hither and thither and that’s just gross.

* Mo Singer went to Africa on vacation and the Kountess reveals she was attacked by a wild animal … Continue reading

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ORANGE COUNTY – 6/17/13

Why hello! Hope you had a lovely Father’s Day. Lots of news in the last week:

* The biggest, of course, is that our very own Tammy Sue got married on Saturday at the St. Regis Hotel in Dana Point, I believe. Plenty of photos floating around but RealityTea has some great ones taken by a reader who happened to be staying at the hotel and had an amazing view of the events. My favorites are the ones where you can see that just on the other side of the vow-taking spot is the swimming pool where all sorts of normal people were paddling around unawares. Heather and Vicki were bridesmaids and it looks like Tammy had a Man of Honor. I can’t tell if it was son Ryan or not but he looks older. She also had three dresses (I’ve only seen the actual vow dress which looked very CMA Awards to me) and they rigged some weird contraption involving a bicycle, chandeliers, and flowers to hang over the altar. So there’s that. Television … Continue reading

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ORANGE COUNTY – 6/10/13

Ah, Housewives. Normally I find them exhausting, but we’re well into summer vacation around here and if my kid asks me what design elements I want in the Minecraft residence he is creating for me ONE MORE TIME I am going to go stark barking boonanas. Meanwhile:

· The biggest recent Housewives news story is that Vicki is being sued by her partner in Vicki’s Vodka, a misguided business undertaking if there ever was one, for fraud over allegations she manipulated their business arrangement to hand a cash windfall to Donn2. The claim is that she gifted part of her 50% interest to Donn2, he then sold it back to her partner for $50K, and then she somehow pressured the partner to re-equalize their 50/50 ownership which basically means she got her gifted chunk back free, Donn got the cash (which he used to pay – surprise! – child support), and the partner (who is a professional poker player) is out of pocket. Now I am no Vicki defender but a lot of this does … Continue reading

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