Happy 4th! So no recap last week because the 100th episode itself was basically a recap, and I didn’t think there was much to write about other than Lauri’s weird upper lip. It’s like she got it fired up with some injections and got too much on one side of the philtrum, which pairs nicely with the frozen face effect. Only her jaw moves, have you noticed? I’m not even sure she blinks. In the news:

* NeNe and Gregg got remarried and lots of reality “stars” were on hand including Gretch and Shady Slade and Jill ZAAAAAAAArin. Bravo spent a lot of cash on this affair. Meh.

* Among the guests was Kim Zolciak Biermann, whose fifth pregnancy, the worst kept secret in reality TV history, was officially confirmed on the season finale of “Don’t Be Tardy”. Several photographs of Kim allegedly smoking while pregnant have been posted hither and thither and that’s just gross.

* Mo Singer went to Africa on vacation and the Kountess reveals she was attacked by a wild animal … Continue reading →

Why hello! Hope you had a lovely Father’s Day. Lots of news in the last week:

* The biggest, of course, is that our very own Tammy Sue got married on Saturday at the St. Regis Hotel in Dana Point, I believe. Plenty of photos floating around but RealityTea has some great ones taken by a reader who happened to be staying at the hotel and had an amazing view of the events. My favorites are the ones where you can see that just on the other side of the vow-taking spot is the swimming pool where all sorts of normal people were paddling around unawares. Heather and Vicki were bridesmaids and it looks like Tammy had a Man of Honor. I can’t tell if it was son Ryan or not but he looks older. She also had three dresses (I’ve only seen the actual vow dress which looked very CMA Awards to me) and they rigged some weird contraption involving a bicycle, chandeliers, and flowers to hang over the altar. So there’s that. Television … Continue reading →

There’s nothing quite as lovely as a virginal young bride, celebrating her impending nuptials with her closest confidants, is there? Before we get to that:

· The Gretch/Rolls drama rolls on, as it were, with Gretch and Vic getting into a Twittispute about it and Gretch claiming to “own” the leased vehicle. I was a passenger in a Rolls once owned by Muhammed Ali which spun out in a rainy intersection, and that’s as much Rolls rolling as I need for this lifetime so I just don’t get it, or care.

· NeNe Leakes was among the attendees at Kim Kardashian’s baby shower this past weekend, for reasons unknown, and wore a high-low brown paper bag festooned with an acid green ruffle.

· Also this weekend, David Foster (whose ex-wife is also the ex-wife of Bruce Jenner, who is now Mr. Kris Kardashian, not to be confused with the former Mr. Kim Kardashian also named Kris) got a star on the Walk of Fame and The Glands and Lisa were there with their friend Yo, … Continue reading →